She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
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VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
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I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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