i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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