The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
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He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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