I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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