Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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