How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
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I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
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Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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