i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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