i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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