he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
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The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
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You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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