Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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