If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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