***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
the room spins SO much faster in panama
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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