the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
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Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
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we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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