People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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