You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I want to have your abortion
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
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yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
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Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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