Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
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Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
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It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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