Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I feel like a drive thru vagina
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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