so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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