Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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