CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
