that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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