Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
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Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
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orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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