covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Randomize
