im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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