I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
