im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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