somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Randomize
