Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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