Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
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so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
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If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
You had me at "let me see your balls"
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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