Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
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Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
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She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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