he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
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Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
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My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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