If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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