No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
You were trust falling into bushes
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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