But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
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in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
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my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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