And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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