"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
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Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
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I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
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