I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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