I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
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She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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