I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
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I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
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Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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