i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
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5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
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You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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