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Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
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If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
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Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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