At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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