You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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