Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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