Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
Randomize
