Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Do vagina's smell?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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