her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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