i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Randomize
