I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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