what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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