No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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