ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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