i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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