it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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