even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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