im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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