i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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